4. Posh Mom
A posh mom wouldn’t be caught dead outside the house without her skinny jeans and coifed hair. Just because you have kids is no reason to “let yourself go!” This mama is the picture of being put together and her kids are too. She never has roots, chipped nails or wears Old Navy plastic flip flops. The park is every bit as a place to get dressed up for as a night on the town. And somehow, those fancy jeans never get dirty.