7. Loud Talkers
Wow, the gym carries voices. Especially when you’re minding your own business and two men are having a
yell-fest chit chat next to each other on the stair machines. News flash- inside voices!
8. Profuse Sweaters
Yes, the point of the gym is to get a good workout and probably pretty sweaty. It should not be to put the treadmill at a speed where your sweat is literally flying off your body and onto mine! If you know you sweat that much, can you pick a corner machine that minimizes the splash zone? Oh, and also- wipe down the machines!
9. Distracted Cardio Goers
Speaking of going to the gym to get an actual workout, how about you put down the book and actually focus on going more than 1 mile per hour on the bike? When my daughter can walk faster than you are pedaling, you are really wasting your time and someone else’s as they wait to put in a real workout.
Yes, there is a such a thing as a gym selfie now and we all see you posing. Whether it’s the locker room, the reflection in the windows outside or the testosterone-laden weight room. Ask yourself: does anyone really need to see a picture of your sweaty self?
This post was meant to be funny and any likeness to an actual individual is purely coincidental. We applaud everyone who gets up off the couch and makes it the gym, no matter the workout!